Pump it up.

I guess it’s really true. No matter how hard a girl tries to avoid it, she will inevitably end up marrying a man just like her dad. My dad is Val. He likes to buy things from infomercials – mostly items to optimize his health. You know, the things that will get you fit and ripped in two days or less. My dad has purchased an abdominal electrocution pad to tone his abs while relaxing on the couch, an electric shock pen to get his nervous system all fired up (and to get Staci Jo out of bed for church), a wobbly stick to tone his wiggly arms, some mouth sprays with magical properties that generate pure vitality and a magic bullet power shake maker. Today, Jared pulled what we like to call a Val-O maneuver. He decided to buy the P90X work out system after watching a TV infomercial. The program guarantees that in 90 days Jared will be 100 percent cut - I am already looking into bandages for his soon to be ridiculous pecks. I can’t even wait. My man is so hot now, it’s hard to imagine what he is going to look like after 90 days of P90X. I love it. It is the best.
Well, on that note I hope you all have a lovely weekend. Jared and I will be spending our weekend checking the mail, getting ready to pump. it. up.