Three little pumpkins.

the three little pumpkins

One evening as the sun went down and the Halloween moon was shining, three little pumpkins were massacred by a tiny zebra, an Orioles player fallen from grace, and a rational consumer. It was a tragedy to say the least. Those poor little pumpkins were hacked open, gutted, and their flesh was carved strategically and artistically, all for the amusement of these three insensitive Halloween tricksters.

the tiny zebra

Thud….thud….thud. That’s the sound of those three little pumpkins’ hearts slowly regaining strength. The little pumpkins are angry and are ready to take revenge on jack-o-lantern carvers across the country. Believe me when I say they will take no prisoners.

the rational consumer and the tiny zebra

Watch your back this Halloween night. A little pumpkin may be creeping around, just waiting for that moment when your face is stuffed with confections of one kind and another, just waiting to wreak unspeakable horror on your Halloween.

the tiny zebra and the Orioles player fallen from grace

Mwahahahaha. Happy Halloween!